Firstly, you found me!
Secondly, if you found me in error, thanks for stopping by, and best of luck finding the porn you’re looking for. (Not sure how you got here so if you have a moment, let me know the keywords in your search. I’m curious.)
Thirdly, not sure what’s going to happen here but I need to say something. Something meaningful. Something defining. Something sticky.
This went really well.